1. Metano

1. Methane

- Puf....! I am late again to work. I cannot resist dig into those trash-cans..... I know which is her shampoo. 

- Who is that sinister person? 

- One moment!

- Excuse me! With the sun-glasses, you look like a dear ex-junkie.... Is that you? 

- They are not sun-glasses.... They are eye-bags.

- and, yes, I am the CHIMBO.