TMEO 182

 

 

Colaboración TMEO 182 

Hamerix (2 páginas)

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Poli bueno poli malo (con Juanan Bilbao como el guionista).

3 chistes

Genocidio

20. Duro

20. Hard

- Drinking vodka before the operation, doesn't inspire my confidence.

- It helps me to relieve locomotive ataxia that I suffer, would you like some?
- No, Thanks.

- and to loosen up the fingers.
- Ping?

19. Duro

19. Hard
- Now, we go down to the next floor, where you find the burn unit. 
- I love those. 

- You have to show me how to take the sedative pills and the rest of the dispensary

18. Duro

18. Hard
- It's okay. Let's do it. I am tired to leave my home with the box. My neighbours keep asking me when I am going to finish the moving. 

- Perfect... the Rotaflex was over there.
- Can I borrow the umbrella stand, Dr? 

11. Cloacas

11. Sewer

- It is my pleasureeee!!

- shivers from his nerve ... Your helper is quite weak.

- Well... I didn't expect that!!

- Do some of your old mates swarm round here?

- No, They won't come back until tomorrow morning. We have all the galleries for us. 

- Tell me... Is that situation that serious?

- If I had worn my gloves...

- Yes... That's why I sent you the rat. 

9. Cloacas

9. Sewer

- We should have brought the menthol ointment, so we could put some under the nose.
- You will get used to the smell in a few seconds. 

- Carmen, from Bizet. 
- ...It was easy

6. Cloacas

6. Sewers

- ok!

- so, let's go!

- How did you know that I am here?

- Thursday night... great weather...

- Yes... this is my custom...

- Yes... Your custom. You should have more serious plans for yourself, and don't expel your own living energy. 

- Come on, Prof! Don't start giving me lessons. 

- What do you want me to do? ... I cannot get satisfied. 

- Sex is the maximum energy that create new life. Save it for more time that you can... don't waste it. 

- Look! ... That guy has started attacking her underwear...

5. Cloacas

5. Sewers

- Lucas!

- Have you heard this?

- ... Eh, what?

- ... what a shock! Professor Romero ... There isn't any empty bush?

- No... Not this...

- I dream with you... I come here for you.

- Puf!!! ... Let me remember this. 

3. Cloacas

3. Sewers

2. Cloacas

2. Sewer

- ... like you are growing your own type of cabbage...

- Yes... also, get some glue...

- ...  and finish the transcription of antique pre-celtic art in Jutland.

- I will be back soon... I have left the electric stick and the soviet mathematics books.

- So see you soon... Take care your vocal cord (cuerda vocales), Roberto, It is so humid in here.

- ... I will, Romero. If they change the morning shift, I will send you a messenger rat. 

1. Cloacas

1. Sewers

- In these months, It has been highly rewarding in the underground ... I have come out some determinant conclusions.
- ... But right now, some new problems come up and it is necessary to clarify outside. 

Septiembre mes de CLOACAS

septiembre mes de CLOACAS

Mientras le damos un tiempo a Elman a que se plantee bien, si permite al doctor Gallardo realizar la intervención quirúrgica en su pene,  las próximas semanas nos vamos de visita a las  CLOACAS.

Por si no os suena.

Cloacas es una aventura del Prof. ROMERO, científico, matemático e inventor. Persona cultivada y hombre de acción, abrió un gabinete parapsicológico para desenmascarar fraudes, lo que le lleva a enfrentarse a una serie de desafíos físicos y mentales que una y otra vez demuestran el envidiable equilibrio de su sistema nervioso.

Prof. Romero. no utilizará dicterios.

En CLOACAS le acompañaran su ayudante Lucas y Roberto.

LUCAS, que vive con su madre, tiene un trabajo precario como repartidor de publicidad. Por lo que se apunta a todos los curros que le salen al profesor. Aunque le gusta estar al lado de Romero por sus enseñanzas y experiencias de las que hace gala, Lucas se incomoda cuando el profesor se pone pesado intentando cambiar sus costumbres de entretenimiento en  momentos de ocio.

Lucas. Se le encoge el epigastrio en situaciones de repeluzno.

ROBERTO, ex-pocero de profesión  y viejo amigo de Romero, dando de comer a las ratas aprecia un descenso alarmante de estas. Será el primer indicio de la inminente aparición de la pesadilla subterránea.

Roberto.La música coral es su pasión.

CLOACAS les llevara a los tres a enfrentarse en las entrañas de la ciudad, a una criatura bestial venida de lo más hondo del averno.

No deja abierto,  que se aire

13.Duro

13. Hard

- I wanted more... that it filled my mouth, and I ate it all... It was very juicy and i got all dirty.

- How much you like the fruit.

- Eh! Wake up!

- End of the journey.
- ehf... Have the Brazilian won?... ouhf

11.Duro

11. Hard

- This is the skill that I dominate , which is based on the handstand... Don´t you know how strong  my arms are developing.

- It would be spectacular to see you making shit.
- I make it in two separate times... I have already make an demostration in the consult.

- Which floor?
- to the storage room.

- Aifa!!! the box!
- It wasn´t that pretty.

8. Duro

8. Hard

- I am afraid that It would make me blind in one eye...
- In this distance, it is difficult to avoid the ejaculation.

- and in my work at the school dining room ... lost

- Lately, if there is any girls getting near, and if I don't control my excitement, I become losing my consciousness.

- I have brought the diving goggles. 
- Do you want me to masturbate?

6. Duro

6. Hard
- It is weird not to see you in here.
- Yes, It has been a quiet season.
- Until a few weeks ago
- jajaja
- I would bet that this frown is not from the cephalalgia. EH?
- You would win... It is something that I cannot control. It is a small problem ....
- of 45 centimetres!!
- the erection in permanent status.
- Sensational.
 

1. Dr. Gallardo - Duro

1. Dr. Gallardo - Hard

- Point and set for the Brazilians. 

- Including cheer leaders, How spectacular! What a shame that the video has been damaged for years.

- That is what you want, EH? Take it, All for you girls... donŽt leave anything behind.
- UFA!

- ... 7 times, and I am still in the position like the era from high school. 

- Well, I should enjoy more that I still haven`t got any wounds. 

Hard

- Ale! ale! Cheer up! You still have another one. 

- The next time, Do the same as I do....
- Nurse, a bag. 
- YeS

- Depilate with a lighter.

Cloacas. Promo1

10. Metano. Universos Teta

10. Tit universes

Further than Betelgeuse, I see the edge of the galaxy ...for hundreds lightyear, the time floats...

- Josito!!! Josito!!!

- Thanks God that he has got back.
- Tit universes...

- But what are you pretending? ... He is the only I have got. If he had become more stupid that he is, I would you in charge....
- Dad, I am happy.

- I will go to the press!
- Methane!!
- Should I start the second box?

Josito didn´t suffer from the aftermath... he was a normal boy until he saw his naked grandma.

8.Metano. Flush

8. Flush 

- UFA!
- I am not going to let them down, but I am at the limitation of my capacity.

- Inhale
- exhale

- You should have come, the water was very clear...

- The sunset is so beautiful.

- Sir!!! Stop!! Stop!!

- I have told you!
- EH?  What?