martes, 10 de marzo de 2015

9.Metano.Pang

Pang

- Fck! Yes, the supermarket was far.... 
 Well, maybe I was quite hard with Metano... He is a good guy.

- EH!!!  Be careful!!! Damn snotty kids!!!

martes, 3 de marzo de 2015

8.Metano. Flush

8. Flush 

- UFA!
- I am not going to let them down, but I am at the limitation of my capacity.

- Inhale
- exhale

- You should have come, the water was very clear...

- The sunset is so beautiful.

- Sir!!! Stop!! Stop!!

- I have told you!
- EH?  What?

lunes, 16 de febrero de 2015

7.metano. Otro más


7. Another one

- UOOOOUOOOH!!!

- Thank you, you guys are marvelous. 
- Play the trumpet

- Well! I have to rest for a few minutes. Replenish liquids and ... 
- There is still one left. 
- OOOh! What a shame!

- I would like to change the pose, to draw out the last drop .... Inflating balloons in different moments, and it is not elegant....

- Come on... Please. 
- Yes, please...

- You want one more?!
- Yes!!!
- I can´t hear you! 

martes, 10 de febrero de 2015

6 Metano. Trabajando


6. Working

- Let´s start with an easy one. 

- Inhale
- Exhale

- I have inflate it too much. 
- UUUHOOU!!!

- How much is it?
- I don´t know. They don´t let me sell anything.... But the guy who sells balloons is coming back right now. 
- What a shame, but you are going to make more, right?

- Yes! I have two boxes!
- EEEEH!!!  
- Come! Leave that bearded lady!

- in Fa sharp.

domingo, 1 de febrero de 2015

5 Metano. Tarde

5. Late

- Damn it! There are so many children but none of the balloon is sold.... Where is that idiot?

- Ufas! Good afternoon! Sorry, I am late. I have met one of the idol from my youth...

- Do you want to lead me to ruin? I had to sell the balloons half hour ago-
- Pardon.

- I know that I promised your grandma, but if you continued like this, you would be fired. 
  I ´ll buy some gas cylinders and it would be solved. 

- I am going to get some cold beer. When I am back, I want to see a whole box of balloons inflated...
- I am warming up sphincter and I am going to do it. 

domingo, 25 de enero de 2015

4 Metano. Las 4 Técnicas Supremas

4. The 4 Supreme Techiques

- I am glad that there are still insane people who are trying hard to learn the millennial science of wind-rectal... Tell me, do you dominate the four supreme techiques?

- Well... the fatuous fire and the solid gas, yes, I have dominated...  with the elevation, I can control it.... But the gasification... If you would give me some pieces of advice.

- Gasification....

- Ejem...

- Oh man! Fefis!
- Chimbo! Mi money!

- But...

- oh!!! Perfect gasification and eighth-level transcendent smell. I have my confidence back.
- Damn it!!!

domingo, 18 de enero de 2015

3 Metano.Metano meets el Chimbo.




3.Metano meets el Chimbo. 

- The tatoo is so cool.
- It is scabies. 

- Oh, I thought it was a snake. 
- Who send you?

- No one, I am a humble follower of your art. 

- I am fancinating how you recreate different resonant landscapes and there magnificent visual effects, by the explusion of methane. 

- I always bring this guide with me, to become a master of gas that you wrote... Look!
- eh-Oh

- I remember I had wrote a book, but I thought it was the cooking recipe.
- And I have a cassette with one of your recital. 

domingo, 11 de enero de 2015

2 Metano.El Chimbo está vivo


2.  Chimbo is alive!!

- So weird...

- Wonderful! ... I heard you had died from overdosing.

- Some of my mates who shared the same needle, yes, they died....

- .... That period, I left for a while. 

- To the forskin-shape island. 
- No, to the prison.