6. Duro

6. Hard
- It is weird not to see you in here.
- Yes, It has been a quiet season.
- Until a few weeks ago
- jajaja
- I would bet that this frown is not from the cephalalgia. EH?
- You would win... It is something that I cannot control. It is a small problem ....
- of 45 centimetres!!
- the erection in permanent status.
- Sensational.
 

5. Duro

5. Hard
- ... Hello Doc.
- Hey, Elman! I have finished.

- It makes me laugh to see how cleaning lady´s look would be.
- I can understand.

4.Duro

 
4. Hard

- Ejem... this... I have got an appointment. 

- Gueras, Elman?
- ... I am Elman. 
- The doctor is waiting for you. 

- Come in.  

3. Duro - Hard

2.DURO

2.HARD

- How is the lump?
- Oh! A lot beeetter, see?

- But some pimple has come out on the forehead.
- We should take care of it as soon as possible.

- Same process, but this time we do the cutaneous application.
- Thanks.

1. Dr. Gallardo - Duro

1. Dr. Gallardo - Hard

- Point and set for the Brazilians. 

- Including cheer leaders, How spectacular! What a shame that the video has been damaged for years.

- That is what you want, EH? Take it, All for you girls... donŽt leave anything behind.
- UFA!

- ... 7 times, and I am still in the position like the era from high school. 

- Well, I should enjoy more that I still haven`t got any wounds. 

Hard

- Ale! ale! Cheer up! You still have another one. 

- The next time, Do the same as I do....
- Nurse, a bag. 
- YeS

- Depilate with a lighter.

Cloacas. Promo1

10. Metano. Universos Teta

10. Tit universes

Further than Betelgeuse, I see the edge of the galaxy ...for hundreds lightyear, the time floats...

- Josito!!! Josito!!!

- Thanks God that he has got back.
- Tit universes...

- But what are you pretending? ... He is the only I have got. If he had become more stupid that he is, I would you in charge....
- Dad, I am happy.

- I will go to the press!
- Methane!!
- Should I start the second box?

Josito didn´t suffer from the aftermath... he was a normal boy until he saw his naked grandma.